Rating things I’d put my balls in, part 3.
Alright, what do we got?
What is that? Is that is that thing full of spiders? Oh, no. No. No. I’ll put that at 7, bro. No.

Ice cream? Oooooh, <3 with the waffle cone too? Hahahaha ! I'm gonna have to.. I'm gonna put that one in 2. I like that. I like … A meat grinder? Oh my god !!!!!!

You’re not grinding my meat! No!! Put that at 9. Ooooh, a clamp? sssssssss !! I mean, we’d have to tighten it all the way, right? It’s gonna Buuuurst! Oh my goOod! I’m putting that at 6.

A blender! Oh my .. ahah.. hehehe ! A testy milkshake. HaAHAHAhaha ! Imma put that one at 5, bruh.

Oh my god. A venus flytrap ! Do those close fast? Like, would it even ever hurt? I don’t know. I feel like it wouldn’t… I don’t know I’ll put it at 4 right on.

A bowl of chili? Oooooh, it’d be all warm and.. mmmoist! Hahahahaha! I’m a put that one on 1. hihihi
…A toaster? Bro, we’re not toasting my balls, bruh. Hell no!

Hot CUHffee? Oh my goood! Emmm.. Imma put that one at thrrr.. hmm… Do I put it at 10?

Oh god. What’s next..

[ Image of hippopotamus head with wide open mouth and huge teeth ]

AaaaAAAAaAAAAaAaAHHHHHHH

20-Second Challenge: Watch This Mea(l)/(t) Disappear 🍽️


Cut a piece of boiled tripe and put it in his bowl. Cut the tag off a Korean pear, scoop a little ball right off of it, and set it next. Add three pieces of shark spine, grab some freshly cut green goodies, and put them in the bowl. Take 4 chunks of buffalo heart out of their wrapped package and throw them in here. Add a spoonful of psyllium husk and a pinch of dried bottlebrush. Mix them in a separate bowl with a glug of dog honey. Add a spoonful of powdered spirulina and mix well until smooth. Snap a kangaroo testicle with kitchen scissors and let it fall into the already colorful bowl. Sprinkle a spoonful of dried organic lamb liver powder on the ball, and decorate the plating with three little purple and yellow flowers. Open the bottle of New Zealand salmon dried king caviar and take a big spoonful of it and add them to the bowl. Also add a spoon of probiotic powder, then get out your tick extract. After showing the composition written on the back of the bottle to the camera, add a single drop of the liquid on top of the bowl.
And it’s ready! Slide it to your dog and wait for them to come eat it. They bite into each ingredient one by one, ending with the kangaroo testicle, and lick the plate until no food stains remain!